That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
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Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
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Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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