He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
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I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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