I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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