Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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