Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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