Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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