I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
