just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
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I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
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Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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