hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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