Got a toothbrush?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
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