you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
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Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
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I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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