She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
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My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
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When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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