Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I look better un-naked...
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
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Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
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All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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