I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"