no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
Send help, water and tortillas.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.