dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
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Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
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he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird