I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
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Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
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Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot