Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
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First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
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Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.