i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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