I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I see more hoeing in ur future
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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