normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
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