Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
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The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
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Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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