i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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