I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
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I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
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So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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