If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
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Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
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Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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