Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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