In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
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I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
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Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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