Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
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She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
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I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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