He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
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He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
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I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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