never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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