We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
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I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
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Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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