Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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