It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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