You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
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Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
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You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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