a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
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If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
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I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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