I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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