So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
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i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
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Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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