party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
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