bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
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I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Threesome in a minivan. New low
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
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We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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