I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
im about as happy as oj after his trial
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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