is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I skipped work to stalk him.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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