Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
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i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
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Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Text me some of your sweat
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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