told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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