problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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