I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
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