No awkward lesbian experiences without me
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
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You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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