You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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