i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
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Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
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My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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