i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
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Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
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Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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