she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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