what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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