once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
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ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
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I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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