Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
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im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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