Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
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Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
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just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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