This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
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if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
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I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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