Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
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i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
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I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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