3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
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Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
We had sex on a dog bed..
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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