you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
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He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
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When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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