i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
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We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
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Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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